Jolly Rangers
$6.00 USD
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Jolly Rangers
$6.00 USD
CLASSIFIED SNACK REPORT: JOLLY RANGERS
Jolly Ranchers went through freeze-dry training and came out completely unhinged. Hard candy that now SHATTERS. Dissolves on your tongue in waves of concentrated fruit flavor that have no business being this intense.
These rangers are anything but jolly. They're feral.
⚠ Warning: The crunch is violent. The flavor is aggressive. You have been briefed.